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Writer's pictureGerry Fey

A weird weekend of football: worst college game ever, Ravens fall apart late again


The Little Ball of Hate now knows how Bo Pelini felt coaching at Nebraska.


Maryland beats Nebraska 13-10 🤮


  • So this game was possibly the most boring game I’ve ever watch deliberately. I will never get those 3 1/2 hours of my life back. My son, who goes to Maryland, said he felt bad for me, since this is the kind of football I have to watch every week. Tell me about it. Neither of these teams deserve to go to a bowl game, but Maryland is going bowling unfortunately.


Chubba Purdy throws his first collegiate interception. Congratulations, what a milestone!


Which offense was worse, Maryland's or Nebraska's?

  • I have never seen a game that looked like a competition to see who wanted to lose more! Between Nebraska’s turnovers (4 ints, 1 fumble) and Maryland’s penalties (10 for 92 yards), equaled the ugliest game ever.

  • Now about this terrible offense. Even Chubba Purdy has the turnover virus. Is there a vaccine that Rhule can get an unlimited number of doses for? Look at these season QB stats: Haarberg 7 ints, Sims 6 int, Purdy 1 int.


Defense gets no help, again!

  • Once again the defense played really well. At one point in the second half Maryland had 0 yards rushing, yes that’s right zero, nada, zippo. But once again the defense can only bail out this anemic offense for so long.


In bizzaro world.....

  • Believe it or not, the Huskers could still win the West Division. And that is just pathetic. If Illinois beats Iowa and Nebraska beats Wisconsin and Iowa, Nebraska would have the tiebreaker.


  • This team could be 7-3 if they had a quarterback who didn’t enjoy puking on the field every possession.


Cole Ballard made some freshman errors, but played well overall.


Kansas loses a tough one to Texas Tech 16-13

  • Talk about two teams going in different directions. Nebraska fans thought a third-string QB was the savior. That turned out not so much. But for Kansas fans, seeing their third-string QB on the field is not a good sign.

  • Bean tried to play through a bad leg injury to no avail. Talk about tough. And Daniels is still out with a mysterious back injury. That being said Cole Ballard didn’t look panicked, despite being a freshman being thrown into his first game.

  • It was a disappointing loss, but as my fellow Kansas fans and I are reminding ourselves, we used to win 1 game a season. Our expectations on the football field have definitely risen. And KU is still 7-3!


KU's quarterback will determine how the season goes

  • I do believe that Daniels is hurt, but as a teammate when you see Bean get his legs all twisted up, I’m hoping that something tugged inside Daniels to want to play. I’m assuming he must be seriously hurt, because right now his team needs him badly.

  • If Bean could have finished the game, I'm convinced KU would have won the game.


Latty-frickin da, the predator Watson and all the other predator Browns won a game. Hopefully this is just a blip on the Ravens schedule.


Ravens lose to the Predator Browns 33-31

  • All my wife could say after the game is, “How could they lose the game?” Good question. A pick 6 and a quick touchdown to start the game, then a 15-point lead evaporates?

  • And eventually the defense has to have a bad game. Combine that with playing against a good Browns defense equals a Ravens 3rd loss.


I did enjoy watching the predator Watson choke early

  • It stinks because it was a lot of fun 🤩 to watch Watson sucking early. A pick 6 to start the game, lol! What an awful person, and an awful team for signing this sexual predator.

  • And oh, I forgot that their running back Kareem Hunt also got busted for sexual harassment. What is wrong with the Browns management? How about we put all these other NFL assholes on the Browns so the rest of the league can hate them.

  • Unfortunately, karma didn’t exist Sunday. If so, Watson would have broken his leg instead of me, and the Ravens would have held on to their lead.


Offense had chances, bad turnovers in the worst situations

  • But how about RB Keaton Mitchell? Give the Ravens player development staff credit for finding him, an undrafted free agent from East Carolina. He is showing that he is legit, two games in a row. And I didn’t know that his dad played for the Ravens. His dad was at the game.  Very cool.

  • Could the Browns shoot themselves in the foot more? So many penalties in the red zone that the Ravens couldn't take advantage of.


Ravens defense is still one of the best in the NFL

  • Not sure why the Ravens defense, which has been solid this year, were leaving Amari Cooper open.


After this season, the Oregon mascot is either going to be the most buff Duck on the planet or he'll be dead.


Some Sports Tidbits

  • The Oregon Duck push-up update. Every time Oregon scores points the Duck mascot does a push-up for every point scored.

Team Score Push-ups

Portland St 81-7 546

Texas Tech 38-30 162

Hawaii 55-10 267

Colorado 42-6 146

Stanford 42-6 147

Washington 33-36 100

Wash St. 38-24 123

Utah 35-6 105

California 63-19 315

USC 36-27 126

Arizona St. TBA

Oregon St. TBA

Total push ups 2,037


  • Texas A&M allegedly is going to fire Jimbo Fisher, and buy out his contract for a record $77 million. Serves you right for hiring a guy named Jimbo.

  • If Gunnar Henderson doesn’t win the AL Rookie of the Year and Brandon Hyde doesn’t win the AL Manager of the Year, it would be a huge tragedy.

  • Jim Harbaugh cheater? I have no more fucks to give. Michigan is a damn good team, whether they know the opponent’s signs or not.

  • Non-sports related. The Seven most iconic lines from Friends:


  • The big college basketball matchup comes on Tuesday night, Kansas vs. Kentucky. Can’t wait to beat Calipari’s cheaters! Because of the vacated wins from 2018 for KU’s probation, Kentucky is now the all-time leader in program history 2,377 to 2,370, which is bullshit.

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